velvetlaceandscars:

veneficiumveritas:

boyfriend cut his hair, including facial hair recently.

his hair is home to lice spirits.

sapient lice spirits

who complain about being cold and having to use his hair to knit themselves tiny little hair sweaters. (they use their legs to knit)

(my spirit vision has an auto-magnifying feature for tiny invertebrate spirits) 

i got into an argument with them once.

me: HOW DO YOU NOT GET WASHED OFF WHEN HE’S IN THE SHOWER.

them: WE HAVE THIS THING CALLED LEGS, WE CLING TO THE FACE AND MOVE AROUND.

there’s also some rivalry going on between the mustache lice and the beard lice.

okay everyone go home now

i have won the price for weirdest spirit encounter

this is strange and hilarious and makes perfect sense (physical lice can’t just be washed out so lol of course their spirits would just hang out on a host)