You know those Land o’lakes butter containers

Hermes: Hey…Hey. You should save that container as a coin keeper like you usually do.
Me: Okay.
Hermes: YOU SHOULD ALSO PAINT IT. With me. And my stuff. Wings and shit. It’ll be great.
Me: You know for a fact that I’ll never get around to it.
Hermes: But I want it.
Me: But I can’t promise that to you and not follow up. *throws container in trash reluctantly*
Hermes: >/