imagine Hermes leaving Ares a present. It’s a massive box and extremely heavy and clinks when moved. The note reads, “Thought these axes would help you in battle – Hermes” and Ares opens the box with excitement but nearly ruptures a spleen when he discovers it’s full of cans of Axe body spray.

doe-eyed-harpy:

asphodel-grimoire-deactivated20:

this is it

this is officially the best ask i have ever gotten

bless you fine anon

bless you

Some of the Axe spills/leaks/sprays on Ares and Aphrodite won’t touch him for a week.

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