breelandwalker:

witchbxi:

*spirit haunts a house*
Witch in a movie: You need to conduct a ritual at precisely 1:07 am with the blood of an endangered goat and a ouija board, then and only then will the spirit even consider leaving

Witch irl: *banging pans together* gET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU WISPY MOTHERFUCKER

Where is the lie though.