So I saw this bulk thing of pop tarts at Costco and bought it and
ITS LITERALLY A GIANT BOX OF 36 PACKETS OF POP TARTS.
NOT 36 POP TARTS. 36 PACKETS MEANING 72 POP TARTS.
GLORY.
Dang! Post a pic!
I fully support this many poptarts, and most especially, stuffing all of them in your mouth at once.