Abaddon’s Curse Against Sexual Harassment

chaoticwanderings:

Intent: To establish dominance over someone who is sexually harassing you.

Materials:

• poppet (preferably cloth and a little big, because you will be punching it)
• belt
• red candle (votive or pillar)
• marker
• needle
• chair

Procedure:

1. Write your target’s name across the head of the poppet and imagine their face in your head as you do it. After you’re done, write the word “dominance” on your palms and knuckles.

2. Take your needle and etch the words “sexual harassment” into the top of the candle near the wick. Do it slowly, and think about all the times they’ve harassed you.

3. Light the candle and let it melt enough so that there is a decent amount of melted wax in the middle (if you’d like to do the whole candle, use a wax melter or pot and melt the entire thing).

4. While that’s melting, set your poppet on a chair, wrap the belt around the middle, and pull it tight in the back so it’s completely restrained to the back of the chair. Don’t be afraid to be rough.

5. Once you feel enough wax is melted, take your candle (or pot of melted wax; now that I think about it, a pot and a few candles sound much more evil effective) and stand in front of the poppet. Say the following words (alteration on Abaddon’s words to Crowley):

Somebody thought it was a good idea
to make you think you’re King of my body

6. Slowly pour the wax over the poppets head, imagining throwing all their shit back at them and watching them burn in it, and say:

but you don’t own me.

7. Let the wax cool and dry before taking on this next part. You’re going to want to get very aggressive here. Punch, slap, spit on the poppet, whatever you’d like, while saying these phrases in between.

I am the Queen* of my own body,
You do not get to touch me,
look at me, talk to me,
or make me feel uncomfortable,
ever again.

Or I will burn your kingdom down.

8. Do it as many times as you need to, until your anger calms down. Give it one more strong punch/slap at the end. When you’re done, take the poppet off the chair but keep the belt around it, making sure it’s nice and tight. Stick it in a bag, tie the bag tight, and through that fucker out.

*Feel free to substitute whatever word you’d like for Queen if that’s not how you’d identify.