Mount Olympus

Zeus: Heyyyyyy babyyyyyy *puts on sunglasses and snaps wildly*
Hera: I am so done with this man BRING ME ANOTHER WHERE IS THE CUSTOMER SERVICE IN THIS GODFORSAKEN PLACE
Artemis: YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT APOLLO I 360NOSCOPED THAT BITCH
Apollon: …. Okay well this has been a nice chat I think I will retire for the evening
Poseidon: sick waves brah
Ares: I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY AWESOME
Hestia: You come into MY HOUSE Muck up MY CARPETS *threatens with torch*
Dionysus: *falls to the ground dramatically* OH THE HUMANITY *manages to keep wine from spilling*
Aphrodite: Tbh when is Hebe coming back with my latte YOU WOULDN’T LIKE ME WHEN I’M ANGRY
Demeter: WHY WOULD ANYONE GIVE ME THIS JOB I HAVE A GLUTEN ALLERGY
Iris: I came here to have fun and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.
Hephaestus: Where am I
Athena: Am I the only one who does their job?? Like???
Hermes: I AM CONSTANTLY WALKING DO YOU FUCKING SEE THESE CALVES THESE ARE CALVES OF STEEL
Hades: And people say WE’RE the weird ones….
Persephone: *sassing a dead person*
Hekate: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS *ancient ritualistic mating call*
Thanatos: *banging his head against a wall*
Hades: Never mind.